Phobia Caused Woman's 2-year Bathroom Stay

We can't decide which is more garbarrassing - the fact that she sat on the toilet for so long her skin grew around the seat, or the fact that her boyfriend kept dating her the entire time. You decide.

Judge Allows Woman to Annul Marriage After She Discovers Ex-Husband Was Female

Imagine this: you've been married for 7 years and you discover your spouse is actually the same sex as you are. Man your life really sucks!

School Rethinks Suspension for Eighth Grader Caught With Contraband Candy

Does anyone else remember the good old days when things were normal, Skittles were legal, and kids were buying drugs in school?

Gilligan Girl Caught With a Joint or Two

Littering and....littering and....smoking the reefer! Hey, the show's garbage and she's embarrassing. So it made the cut. But seriously, we got nothin today.

Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video 'Stalking' Streets of Argentina Town

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital," Alvarez said.
We say F minus.

Duct Tape Bandit Robs Liquor Store

Great picture of this asshole. Apparently he got away with two rolls of change. And by got away we mean he made it to the parking lot, was chased down and beaten senseless with a baseball bat.

Study: 1 in 4 Teen Girls has an STD

For the few of our site-goers who plan on hooking up with more than 3 teenage girls this year, watch out!

Woman Faces Fine for Pink Poodle

Check the story to see how big the fine was. We can all agree it wasn't big enough. Breaking News: the suicide rate for dogs just went up - by one.

Underpass defeats 800-pound man's outing

Good news: This man lost 450 pounds. Bad News: To get down to 800. Summary: Same man, smaller forklift (not kidding!).

Hold the Hookah; It Might Have Herpes

That's why they offer sterile mouthpieces. Too many teenage girls enjoying a good hookah sesh.