The Big Fat Murderer

This featured article tells the story of a very clever woman named Mayra Lizbeth Rosales who was indicted on the count of first-degree murder of child named Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head. Now, you may be wondering, "What could possibly be garbarrassing about this murder?" Well, to answer your question, the woman accused of murder weighs 1000 pounds.

First of all, how can a woman who weighs that much even have the mobility to strike someone? Well, the answer is: SHE DOESN'T. This is what we think really happened. They were laying in bed, watching television together. She accidentally rolled over, and saw she was on his head (1st strike to head). Unable to roll back over, she tried pushing herself up and off of the child. However, she was so heavy that she didn't have the strength to get up and fell back down, crushing his head completely (2nd strike to head).

The woman also may have just mistaken hist brains for jelly, and crushed his head with her bare hands to get a taste. Regardless of how it happened, we know one thing is for certain: The kid was knocked out after the first blow, and never saw it coming in the first place. Otherwise, he would have got away. The worst part about this story, besides his death, is once again the government. She is so fat, that she can't even fit through the door of her house! Because of this, she has not been taken into custody because prosecutors can't figure out how to detain this beast.

Basically, the moral of the story is beware of 1000 pound woman when in their lairs. They know that know matter what, they are free from the law because if they can't fit through the door, they can't go to jail! Oh yea, it's illegal to just bash a hole in the house and get her out. In other words, the murderer is safe because shes fat and our justice system has proven again that it's so completely garbarrassing. Click below to read the full story:

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