Garbarrassing People
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03-05-08
Now you may be wondering why a coach who's team went undefeated during the regular season and has won multiple championships is on this list. Well...what self respecting coach in the NFL leaves the field on his own two feet before the end of SUPERBOWL??? Bill Belichick is fucking garbage. With :01 left on the clock, he walked off the field, abandoning his undefeated Patriots to receive their first loss of the season. Oh...And he got caught cheating against the Jets in the beginning of the season. The Patriots are a bunch of douche bags and their coach is extremely GARBARRASSING.
The fact that this F minus happens to be our president is embarrassing by itself. When first informed of the 9/11 attacks, our very own President Bush thoughtlessly paused and then continued to read the children’s book “My Pet Goat” to a classroom of children. Caught on tape (and posted on u-tube). He then proceeded to make extremely garbage decisions for our country thereafter. He fits the definition of GARBARRASSING perfectly.
Billy Donovan won 2 national NCAA men’s basketball championships while coaching Florida. He used this leverage to sign a large contract to be the new coach of the Orlando Magic. He realized he was too garbage for the NBA, and immediately begged, like a huge bitch, for the Magic to release him back to college ball without forcing a breach of contract. It was quite GARBARRASSING.
C’mon. Really? Even dominating the Billboard Charts for an entire decade does not make it OK to touch little boys. Seriously...What a sick mother fucker he is. However, he did win the "One and Only" award...for being the one and only person to be white, black, and fuck children after reaching age of 20 during his lifetime. Michael Jackson made it easy for this site to elect a poster child. It should be no thriller to anyone that this “thing” is now officially GARBARRASSING.
We will give Britney Spears the benefit of a glamour shot. But lets be honest, no one has seen a picture of her looking this good since the year 2000. Poor Britney. This dumb-ass of a human being had everything going for her...and then she lost her mind like a little bitch. Britney, although we wish you the best of luck, you are the only near-model to make us all feel better about ourselves, because you are just so completely GARBARRASSING.
There is not much to say here about Mike Tyson. Oh wait, yes there is. He made $300 million during his career, but he’s still bankrupt. He pulled a complete F minus and bit someone’s ear as if it were a "SACKED LUNCH," during a boxing match.; Apparently, he has a bitch ass baby voice as well. No money, eating humans alive, and sounds like a bitch...Well...I would say there is nowhere to go but up for this guy. GARBARRASSING.
hello Mel Gibson. Welcome to the site. No list of B minus people would ever be complete without this ass face. This piece of anti-semetic garbage, drunk or no drunk, is beyond GARBARRASSING.
Pop quiz: Who is to blame for this hideous embarrassment, aka Miss New York?
a)Flavor Flav
b)MTV
c) the 2 garbage cans that spawned this monstrosity
Everyone in the world is now dumber for having seen this minus on TV. We award her no points, and may God have mercy on her soul. GARBARRASSING.
Wow, Courtney Love. We swear, we tried to find a more attractive picture. It is garbage enough that this slophouse has milked the last 15 years of her mediocre celebrity status off of Kurt Cobain. We at Garbarrassing.com conferred, and agreed that we would rather see our daughters out poledancing than acting like this foolish clown. She sets the bar high, for being GARBARRASSING.
It doesn’t matter if O.J. did it (he did). This guy went straight from the NFL into the Garbarrassment Hall of Fame. We didn’t buy a copy of his book, “If I Did It,” and let’s be honest…neither did anyone else. So here is a question: how many felonies does it take to get your football shoes back from a Vegas casino? Did you guess twelve? Well thats the right answer, if you’re retarded. GARBARRASSING.
Now you may be wondering why a coach who's team went undefeated during the regular season and has won multiple championships is on this list. Well...what self respecting coach in the NFL leaves the field on his own two feet before the end of SUPERBOWL??? Bill Belichick is fucking garbage. With :01 left on the clock, he walked off the field, abandoning his undefeated Patriots to receive their first loss of the season. Oh...And he got caught cheating against the Jets in the beginning of the season. The Patriots are a bunch of douche bags and their coach is extremely GARBARRASSING.
The fact that this F minus happens to be our president is embarrassing by itself. When first informed of the 9/11 attacks, our very own President Bush thoughtlessly paused and then continued to read the children’s book “My Pet Goat” to a classroom of children. Caught on tape (and posted on u-tube). He then proceeded to make extremely garbage decisions for our country thereafter. He fits the definition of GARBARRASSING perfectly.
Billy Donovan won 2 national NCAA men’s basketball championships while coaching Florida. He used this leverage to sign a large contract to be the new coach of the Orlando Magic. He realized he was too garbage for the NBA, and immediately begged, like a huge bitch, for the Magic to release him back to college ball without forcing a breach of contract. It was quite GARBARRASSING.
C’mon. Really? Even dominating the Billboard Charts for an entire decade does not make it OK to touch little boys. Seriously...What a sick mother fucker he is. However, he did win the "One and Only" award...for being the one and only person to be white, black, and fuck children after reaching age of 20 during his lifetime. Michael Jackson made it easy for this site to elect a poster child. It should be no thriller to anyone that this “thing” is now officially GARBARRASSING.
We will give Britney Spears the benefit of a glamour shot. But lets be honest, no one has seen a picture of her looking this good since the year 2000. Poor Britney. This dumb-ass of a human being had everything going for her...and then she lost her mind like a little bitch. Britney, although we wish you the best of luck, you are the only near-model to make us all feel better about ourselves, because you are just so completely GARBARRASSING.
There is not much to say here about Mike Tyson. Oh wait, yes there is. He made $300 million during his career, but he’s still bankrupt. He pulled a complete F minus and bit someone’s ear as if it were a "SACKED LUNCH," during a boxing match.; Apparently, he has a bitch ass baby voice as well. No money, eating humans alive, and sounds like a bitch...Well...I would say there is nowhere to go but up for this guy. GARBARRASSING.
hello Mel Gibson. Welcome to the site. No list of B minus people would ever be complete without this ass face. This piece of anti-semetic garbage, drunk or no drunk, is beyond GARBARRASSING.
Pop quiz: Who is to blame for this hideous embarrassment, aka Miss New York?
a)Flavor Flav
b)MTV
c) the 2 garbage cans that spawned this monstrosity
Everyone in the world is now dumber for having seen this minus on TV. We award her no points, and may God have mercy on her soul. GARBARRASSING.
Wow, Courtney Love. We swear, we tried to find a more attractive picture. It is garbage enough that this slophouse has milked the last 15 years of her mediocre celebrity status off of Kurt Cobain. We at Garbarrassing.com conferred, and agreed that we would rather see our daughters out poledancing than acting like this foolish clown. She sets the bar high, for being GARBARRASSING.
It doesn’t matter if O.J. did it (he did). This guy went straight from the NFL into the Garbarrassment Hall of Fame. We didn’t buy a copy of his book, “If I Did It,” and let’s be honest…neither did anyone else. So here is a question: how many felonies does it take to get your football shoes back from a Vegas casino? Did you guess twelve? Well thats the right answer, if you’re retarded. GARBARRASSING.