Before you throw down, take our quiz.

1) Is your rant hilarious?

2) Is your rant entertaining?

3) Is this a rant that people want to read?

4) Would anyone ever refer to your rant as "classic"?

5) Can anyone use your rant to laugh at someone's expense?

6) Do you really want your rant to spread across the globe?

7) Could your rant be about something that is "completely and utterly garbarrassing"?

If you made it this far, who cares about your answers... proceed.