Before you throw down, take our quiz.

1) Is your story hilarious?

2) Is your story entertaining?

3) Is this a story that people want to read?

4) Would anyone ever refer to your story as "classic"?

5) Can anyone use your story to laugh at someone's expense?

6) Do you really want your story to spread across the globe?

7) Is your story about something that is "completely and utterly garbarrassing"?

If you made it this far, who cares about your answers... proceed.